Biscuit Freedom

July 10, 2014

New Song!

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Biscuit Freedom
I just want to eat my biscuits
Every dayay
Every dayay
Every day coz I just
Wanna be a biscuit eating boy,
A biscuit eating boy all day
Oh no, I just ate a biscuit
Oh no, I just ate a bisc
You can’t stop me
You can’t stop me, no


Let’s Go To Dins (Video)

June 24, 2014


Drink my Urine

May 30, 2014

New song by someone else!

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From Tom Watson comes “A creation inspired by the sheer brilliance of Tootleg Boy.” Cor, blimey! Fan art!

Drink my Urine
My wee is green
Come and have some
Drink it all down
Yummy yummy in my tummy
If I like it we all like it
muchly muchly muchly muchly
muchly muchly muchly muchly
Drink my urine


Bigger

May 12, 2014

New Song!

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Bigger
Oh my god, my dick’s getting bigger
How do you figure
Looking in the mirror
Whoops!
Whoopsie [repeat til fade]


Are You Hurtin’

May 12, 2014

New Song!

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Are You Hurtin’
Are you hurtin’ little darlin’
Are you hurtin’ inside
Are you hurtin’ are you hurtin’ inside
Do you need a little soothing
Do you need anusol
Will I put some on my finger and then
Right up your arsehole
Right up your arsehole
Right up your arsehole
Right up your arsehole


Jesus is Tons of Fun

May 10, 2014

New Song!

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Jesus is Tons of Fun
Jesus is my saviour
Jesus is my saviour
He is tons of fun
Turning wine to water


Penis Inside

May 10, 2014

New Song!

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Penis Inside
Penis inside my bum
Penis inside my rectum
Up the bum, yum yum
Your favourite dish is a plate of fish
My favourite snack is a pee pee in the crack


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