Dooby Dooby Dooby and a Ciggy Ciggy Woos

April 10, 2014

New Song!


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Dooby Dooby Dooby and a Ciggy Ciggy Woos
[pretty much that for 3 minutes]


Somebody Stole my Bikelight

March 15, 2014

New Song!



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Somebody Stole my Bikelight
Left my bike out overnight
At the Brunswick Music Festival
They stole my bike light
Cigarette burn on the seat
That’s what happens when the streets are full of
Drunken dipshits with no brains
Jesus
Jesus


The Dyson Airblade

February 24, 2014

New Song!



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The Dyson Airblade
They’re so fast
They’re so fun
They dry your hands when you just did a shit or big number one
Dip them in
It’s so quick
Those fucken old ones can suck on my dick


City Bred Man

February 19, 2014

New Song!



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City Bred Man
I am a city bred man
Raised in the city, not on the land
I’ve never drove in a ute
Never had a horse that I had to shoot
Never squashed quail with a steel capped boot
I’ve never known the taste of fresh cow shit
I’ve never known the feel of a pig
Never ate dog shit, or kangaroo shit
I am a city bred man
I eat my lunch from a fucken tin can


Do a Little Poo on my Shoulder

February 14, 2014

New Song!



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Do a Little Poo on my Shoulder
Come unto me, my pretty turtle dove
Do a little poo on my shoulder
Sit next to me, and let me say to thee
Do a little poo on my shoulder


That’s Why I Give my Praise to the Lord

February 12, 2014

New Song!



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That’s Why I Give my Praise to the Lord
I love my Lord Jesus
I love my friend in Christ
I love my God above
That’s why I like to give my praise to the Lord

I love Jesus I love Jesus I love Jesus
Saviour
I love Jesus I love Jesus
Jesus Cripes


That’s Just Loud

February 12, 2014

New Song!



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That’s Just Loud
That’s just loud
That’s not wit
That’s not jokes, that’s quoting shit
Why don’t you try using your own words?
Don’t steal lines from shitty cartoon shows
Also we know that you’re clever
Maybe just work on the shutting up, shutting up
There’s no doubting that you’re educated
Maybe just work on the actual wit
Oh no, no, now I feel mean
That beats being annoyed


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