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The Man Exploded
He closed the front door and turned the key
And started walking towards the car park
Then he exploded into a thousand horrible pieces
The man exploded
The man exploded
He was in pieces
And he was so dead
His insides rained down
And splashed upon the ground
Upon the ground
There was so much blood that a nearby sports shop
Broke out the dinghies and people raced them
I came third in once race
By night time the stench was so strong
And so we were glad we’d sailed for so long
We ended up in a town of inbreds who had guns and angry voices
They shot our kneecaps
They stabbed us in the heart
They blew our guts out
They blew our heads apart
Then they just went inside and left our boats to drift away
So what a waste that was
