Stuff Your Pubes in Your Vaginal Twat

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Stuff Your Pubes in Your Vaginal Twat
If your minge mound looks all fat
Then stuff your pubes in your vaginal twat
If your muff hairs are quite long
then please take heed of this erotic song
this erotic song
this erotic song all day

Help Me Decide What to Have for Lunch

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Help Me Decide What to Have for Lunch
Yeah yeah yeah
Time to go to lunch
Oh what will I eat?
What will I eat today?
Well it is up to you
Nobody else can
Make that choice for you
Fuck that, just help me out
I can never make my mind up
Help me choose
choosy choosy choo-choo choo-choo-choo
choosy choosy choosy choo-choo-choo

Unwind

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Unwind
Now the week is over it’s time to unwind
Drink beer and play the pokies in a polo shirt
Oh my god
Oh my god
Oh my god
Oh my god

I Sleep For Ages These Days

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I Sleep For Ages These Days
The song of sleep is in my heart
It’s hard to stop and hard to start
what think ye of sleeping?
what think ye of the Lord?
what think ye of the lamb who holds a mighty sword?

When I sleep in it is the best
You can sleep nude or if you’re dressed
what think ye of sleeping?
what think ye of sleeping in?
what think ye of our Great Lord?

Daddy? Yes Son?

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Daddy? Yes Son?
Daddy?
Yes son?
I need to know how to stick my finger up my bum bum
Up your bum bum
Up my arse so brown, brown
I need to know, cunt
Ya take your finger shove it up your brown eye
Take your finger shove it up your butt
Watch me stick my finger up my brown eye
Watch me stick my finger up my butt
See, I have my finger up my arsehole
See, I have my finger up my butt
Now you know the way to stick your finger
fingy-fingy-finger up your butt

I Like Shit [reiteration]

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I Like Shit [reiteration]
I like shit, like it so much
I like shit when it’s soft to the touch
and it makes me think of all the love inside me
Makes me feel like being nice and tidy
I love them more than words can say
I love them, for them turds can spray
I love them more than curds and whey
Hi Brother Morgan, Kirsten, hey

The Only Time I Draw

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The Only Time I Draw
I do not draw, what do you take me for?
I’m no bitch
The only pen in my hand is for when you give my band
our blank checks, and when I sign record deals
I’m a (yo yo yo yo yo) big motherfucking hustler
Yeah I’m a hustler

The Songs that Say Fuck

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The Songs that Say Fuck
David does not like the songs that go ‘la la la la la’ etc
He likes the ones that are rude and say ‘Fuck’
Ones that say ‘Fuck’

Mystery of Life

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Mystery of Life
Hey, my nuts are both in one sack
So I don’t know why they don’t get all wrapped together
Plus, why can’t you push your dick in
‘Til it disappears right into your skin?
Also, how come when you get hit in the testicles
It does not hurt there, but your tummy hurts instead?
And that is the mystery of life
How come when you’re in the shower and you fart
It smells so much more, does the smell mix with the steam and
cover you in farty particles?
That is the mystery of life
Mystery of Life

Let Us Chase A Rainbow

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Let Us Chase A Rainbow
Take my hand and let us chase a rainbow
show me all your hopes and dreams
why dont you take my hand and
Let us be together
Let us laugh forever
never, no not ever
never, never, never, never, never say you’ll
cry, yeah
cry, yeah
I don’t like bitches that cry