American Sniper

June 26, 2015

Makin’ Hundos

May 29, 2015

New Song!

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Makin’ Hundoes
Makin’ hundos
Makin’ hundos
Makin’ hundos
Makin’ staxx
Makin’ hundos
Makin’ hundos (billzy-billzies)
Makin’ hundos
Makin’ staxx
Makin’ hundos
Makin’ bread
Earning hundos
Earning ched
Making money
Making clam
Dough is about what I am

Heavens Above

April 16, 2015

New Song!

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Heavens Above
Oh Heavens
Oh Heavens above
Your body makes me think “Oh Heavens to Betsy”
Let’s take a ride in my spaceship of love
I got the perfect ring, I found it on Etsy
It’s this girl who makes paster casts
Of her mingehole and her arsehole
And she makes them into rings so
Let me put it on your finger

Cakes of Intimacy (video)

March 26, 2015

I’ll Make You Tea (video)

March 25, 2015

Picnics are Shit

February 5, 2015

New Song!

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Picnics are Shit
Picnics are shit
You just sit with no chair for your back
Sitting straight up on a blanket in some bullshit park
There’s some trees and families and their shit dogs
I’d lie down but fuck, the ground is lumpy
Look at the dogs all shitting
At eye height coz we’re all sitting
Children just asking for shit
Tupperware all on the blanket


February 2, 2015

New Song!

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I need some hundos, I’m poor as shit
Fuck me dead, they cut my work down
They won’t need comics for quite a bit
I hope I don’t get evicted
So I’m shaking my hair into the basin
Checking for bugs that make me itch
And my client just told me that her sister died
If it’s not true then she’s a massive bitch
Just round the corner they need some staff
Maybe I could work at Deane’s
Clearing those bugs out will cost a lot
I wish people still bought magazines


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