Bacon and Bangers (video)

September 18, 2018


Married Dad

September 12, 2018

Hey married dad knocking at the door
Leave us alone
Feeling lonely? I know the feeling
Go home to your wife
You’ve had your fun now it’s my turn son son
I’ve got a woman at last so jog on
Don’t wanna talk about the election
I only care about this federal erection
Haven’t you heard of a phone God damn
We’ve had a wine and we popped a tram
You killed our mood
Married dude

That’s Why

August 30, 2018

What’s wrong with all these people?
Oh my God they’re under 25
That’s why they think stupid shit is good

Waiting Round for Nara

August 29, 2018

Waiting round for Nara
She will come in her car
We will see Black Panther
At Elsternwick cinema
What a lark, what a treat
I will fast, I guess she’ll eat
Marvel, Marvel, Yum yum yum
Marvel, Marvel, Yum yum yum
Marvel movies are pretty stupid aren’t they

Saucy Boy

August 29, 2018

I told your mum that I’m your saucy chum
I told your dad that I’m your saucy lad
Take a look at me, you will see I’m saucy
Yes, saucy as a horsie
Take a look at
Me me – saucy boy
Me me – saucy boy
Me me – saucy boy

Give Us a Smooch

August 29, 2018

Give us a smooch
Give me smoochies
Giz a kiss
Give us a smooch

I Believe the Whole Bible

April 28, 2018

God is good
God is good
God is good
Noah’s ark, Adam and Eve
Not made up
I believe in He