Time to Go to the Toilet

June 26, 2017

Poo poo time, time to hop on the number two tram
And now I shut that door, privacy for this poopy poo man
I ease my bum bum down and sit right on the bog
Oh mama, praise the Lord it feels so good to
Squeeze out a poo poo
Poo poo
Poo poo


Logistics

June 25, 2017

I don’t know (logistics)
I don’t know (logistics)
I don’t know (logistics)
I don’t know what time it’s best to go
To walk or take the bus
What food I should buy us
Or will you come with me?
Oh my God
No (logistics)
I don’t know (logistics)
I don’t know (logistics)
I don’t know is Coles or Safeway best
Did you just want to rest
My phone is down to 10
We’ll meet and get food then
Please kill me
Christ Almighty
Please Lord, shoot me now


Egg and Bacon Bagels

June 21, 2017

Egg and bacon bagel, shove one in your gob
Egg and bacon bagel, shove one inside your mush
Do you wanna have, do you wanna have
Do you wanna have an egg and bacon bagel baby [x 2]
Sesame seeds for me
Eggs are soft, yolk like the sun
Baby spinach is in
Each and every jolly one


I’m an Anxious Boy

June 20, 2017

Hot dang, I’m an anxious boy (boy)
Hot dang, I’m an anxious boy
I like awake and I stress all night
And when I get up I’m tired as shite
And turns out everything is quite all right
So work and calm down you anxious boy


I Don’t Think I’m Gonna Wanna

June 18, 2017

I don’t think I’m gonna wanna, no
I don’t think I’m gonna want to, no


The Story of Creation

June 11, 2017

God made Hell and then
When he was done he made Eden
Made man with a dick
Took out his rib and built a chick
Told ’em there’s just one thing to know
Just one small rule to follow
See that manzana there, don’t eat that please
I will damn all of mankind to Hades
You will know pain and sickness
You will cover your dickness
Then in snuck a snake
He was evil plus he could speak
He aroused their deep desire
That is the day that God got fired
You lasted seven days God
Why do they all sing “Praise God!”
Bloody hell, that went well
Christ on a bike


Sophia is a Citizen

May 31, 2017

Soph is a citizen
We went to the ceremony
We went for burgers
Jo Waite was there too
Emily drove us
No one got side dishes
Everyone was funny
Hee hee funny town, time for sweet japes
Also they made Soph a giant wombat cake
Cake