Big Vadge Flaps (video)

January 24, 2016


Hey There Motherfucker

December 11, 2015

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Hey there motherfucking bloody fucking motherfucker
Hey there motherfucker, how’s your mother fuck face?
Hey there bloody motherfucking little motherfucker
Fuck your mother – she’s a fucker with a duck face

Fuck you motherfucker
Fuck you motherfucker
Fuck you motherfucker
Fucking like a momma jumma
Fuck you motherfucker
Fuck you motherfucker
Fuck you motherfucker
Fucking in your mum’s pyjamas

Motherfucker yo
Motherfucker yo
Motherfucker woe is thee


I Wonder What We’ll Have For Dinner

December 11, 2015

It’s getting close to eating my dinner
I don’t know what tasty yums are in store
Maybe Louise will cook something up or
What if it’s something sent to our door
Right to our door door door door door door door

Praise be to God
Praise the Lord
Praise the Lord

We got Thai food
It was okay


Makin’ Some Love

December 10, 2015

Makin’ some love
Makin’ some love
Makin’ some love
Makin’ some love
Makin’ some love
That’s what we’re doin’

Makin’ some love
Makin’ some love
Makin’ some love
Makin’ some love
Makin’ some love
Putting dicks in

Love, love, we’re makin’ love
Bouncy bouncy whoopsie mama
Love, love, we’re makin’ love
In the rumpy-pumpy whoopsie zone

Rumpy-pumpy, rumpy-humpy
Frottage cheese on cracks, yes please
Oh Yum yum bum bum bonk bonk bonk


Right Up

November 29, 2015

Go and put some ice cream cake
Right up your bum and sit down.


Kickin’ Round on the Streets

October 30, 2015

On the streets
That’s my home
Kickin’ round on the streets
Not inside
No, no, no
Sunny days – what a treat!


Shove Your Face

October 30, 2015

Put your face
Into my arse crack
Shove your face
Twixt me buns


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