Heavens Above

April 16, 2015

New Song!

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Heavens Above
Oh Heavens
Oh Heavens above
Your body makes me think “Oh Heavens to Betsy”
Let’s take a ride in my spaceship of love
I got the perfect ring, I found it on Etsy
It’s this girl who makes paster casts
Of her mingehole and her arsehole
And she makes them into rings so
Let me put it on your finger

Cakes of Intimacy (video)

March 26, 2015

I’ll Make You Tea (video)

March 25, 2015

Picnics are Shit

February 5, 2015

New Song!

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Picnics are Shit
Picnics are shit
You just sit with no chair for your back
Sitting straight up on a blanket in some bullshit park
There’s some trees and families and their shit dogs
I’d lie down but fuck, the ground is lumpy
Look at the dogs all shitting
At eye height coz we’re all sitting
Children just asking for shit
Tupperware all on the blanket


February 2, 2015

New Song!

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I need some hundos, I’m poor as shit
Fuck me dead, they cut my work down
They won’t need comics for quite a bit
I hope I don’t get evicted
So I’m shaking my hair into the basin
Checking for bugs that make me itch
And my client just told me that her sister died
If it’s not true then she’s a massive bitch
Just round the corner they need some staff
Maybe I could work at Deane’s
Clearing those bugs out will cost a lot
I wish people still bought magazines

Do You Want to ABC

January 24, 2015

New Song!

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Do You Want to ABC
Do you want to A
Do you want to B
Do you want to C
P P (see my pee pee)
pee pee
At the break of dawn
(Dawn dicky dawn dicky dicky dawn doo) etc


January 18, 2015

New Song!

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Cycling hurts my prostate
And my bum bones
And it makes my balls ache
Balls ache
Think I’ll stick to walking


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