I am a Fucken Motherfucker

May 28, 2016

Donwlaod!

I am a fucken motherfucker
I am a motherfucking cunt
Holy motherfucker
Roly motherfucker
Poly motherfucker
Angelina Jolie motherfucker


I Loove Joozuz

May 28, 2016

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I love Joozuz


My Potato

May 28, 2016

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I can’t make potatoes
I always get it wrong
I covered them in stuff
Like garlic and bacon
But they weren’t cooked enough
I can’t make basic shit


Lions on the Prowl

May 28, 2016

Doonlood!

Lions on the prowl
Lions on the prowl
Lions on the prowl
Hear them growl, hear them growl


Praise 343

May 28, 2016

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Praise be to The Saviour
And praise, praise be to the Lord
And praise Mama and Papa
Who brought me into this world
So heap praise upon Jesus
Who died for all of our sins
For Harry and Barry and Larry and Gary
And Boris and Horace and Doris


Fizzy Yoghurt Drink

May 28, 2016

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Fizzy yoghurt drink
Fizzy yoghurt drink
Check your expiration
Date


Don’t be Sad

May 28, 2016

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Don’t be sad my little chumbers
Don’t be sad my chumber-wumbers
Let them tears flow
There you go


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