Up My Bum

March 8, 2018

Up my bum (repeat heaps)
Rectum, up my rectum (big fat bouncy)
What’s up there, what’s up there
Probably just some shit


I Don’t Wanna go to the Wedding

March 8, 2018

I don’t want to
I don’t want to
I don’t wanna go no, I don’t wanna go to
I don’t wanna go to the wedding, no
I don’t even know them, I’m making up the numbers
Fuck these tiny shoes baby, fuck their love
What’s the fucken point, they already live together
What’s the fucken point, I don’t give a shit about them
Don’t read Dr Seuss, you don’t have a sense of humour
Hate your stupid vows baby, fuck your love.

Say Hi to my Perenium

January 11, 2018

Say hey to my perenium
Praise be to between my balls and bum
Oh he is my best friend that’s true
We go way back
Not as far as my crack
Perenium yum


Hey Hey Arse Magic

January 10, 2018

Shitting and a-farting, pumping out gas
Filling up the room with the smell of my ass
Making lots of stinkos, every kind
Conjuring arse magic from my behind
Hey hey, how was that?
Hey hey, I just shat
Don’t cry, don’t you pout
Better in than out

I Are Hotty Man

January 2, 2018

I are hotty man
That am what I am
Dishy guy is me
I am good to see
Pretty, so pretty
So pretty, oh yes

Number One, Number Two

December 27, 2017

Did a number twoster in my number onester
Number one, number two
I’m a Frankenstein, I gave birth to a monster
What a wee, what a poo
Take a look man, it does a whole lap of the toilet bowl
It curls right round just like a mighty spiral poo

Dip ur Balls In

December 25, 2017

Dip dip dip your balls in
Dip dip dip your balls in
Dip dip dip your balls in
Dip your balls in to the icy waters
Dip your balls in to the icy waters
Watch them go up in your guts yeah