Cars

April 16, 2016

Cars, cars, I love cars
I love cars so whack dack a doo
Cars, cars, I love cars
I love cars so bip bip b’doo
Cars, cars, I love cars
I love cars so doo doody doo
Cars, cars, I love cars
I love cars so la la la
Cars, cars, I love cars
I love cars so what can ya do
Cars, cars, I love cars
I love cars so poo poopy poo
Cars, cars, I love cars
I love cars so go to the zoo
Cars, cars, I love cars
I love cars so bib beep bib beep
I love cars so bib beep bib beep
I love cars so bib beep bib beep
I love cars hooray!

 

 

 


Winter’s Chill

April 11, 2016

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Gosh it’s cold outside today!
Muur murr
Quite a winter’s chill
Murr murp
Let’s watch a TV show, let’s watch TV
Turn on the TV, let’s watch TV!


Don’t be Mad at Me

April 3, 2016

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Hey, don’t be mad at me
Don’t be mad at me any more
Don’t be angry any more
Don’t be mad at me
Don’t be mad at me
OK, stop


Baker me This

April 3, 2016

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Yes please, Mr. Baker
I’ll have a fucking cake you baker cunt
Fuck your baked shit baker cunt
Waking up at the crack of dawn
DIE
Baking shit like a stupid cunt
DIE
Die


Fuck Your Beliefs

March 18, 2016

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Fuck your beliefs, they suck
You say you are a Christian
You’re scared of refugees and gays
What a hero
Look at the way you fight, for what?
That’s not fighting
That’s just being a shit


Real Estate Man Bun

March 15, 2016

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Real estate man bun
Woo ah woo ah
Holding a Samsung
Woo ah woo ah
Real estate hair gel
Pointy shoes as well
Living isn’t easy
Sky high rental costs
Prop-prop-property
Prop-prop-property
Zoran will look after me
Thanks mate
Prop-prop-property
Prop-prop-property
Want a cup of tea?
No, thanks
Prop-prop-property
Prop-prop-property
Here’s three forms of ID
Thanks mate
Thanks mate
Too easy


The Ballad of How I am a Sea Farer (The Pirate Song III)

February 29, 2016


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