Penis and Beans

September 1, 2015


What’s for lunch?
It’s penis and beans
Tell me what’s for lunch?
It’s penis and beans
That’s where I stick my peen
Into your refried beans
I hope you like tasting my wang
Bon Appetit
Watch me put my dick in your bowl
‘Cause I fucken feel like it (penis)
Fix you with a stare
Yes I’m making willy con carne (penis)
Look, my dick’s in your beans
After a day squashed up in my jeans
Doesn’t it taste so meaty and sweet?
That’s ’cause I dangled my dirty sack
Into your spicy, Mexican snack, oh
Superman Superman Superman Superman Clark Cunt.


Poo Poo in my Pantaloons

September 1, 2015


I poo poo in my pantaloons
Poo in them most afternoons
I poo poo in my pantaloons
That’s why I sing this song, oh
Shit myself, shit myself baby
Shit myself, shit myself baby
(repeat til fade)


Just Put Your Face There

September 1, 2015


Come and smell the funk from my bumhole
Funky bumhole, bumhole of funk
Come and stink the stink from my funk hole
Come and stink the smell that I stunk
I’ll bend right over, ticketty-boo
Just put your face there, stinketty-poo
Just put your face there, just put your face there
Just put your face there, just put your face there
Bend down, breathe in my flatch
Flatch flatch flatch flatch
Bend for dick and cum by the batch
Batch batch batch batch
Methane gas from my bowels so musty
Lean in close, feel my breeze so gusty
Whee


Mr. Tambourine Man

August 15, 2015


Hey, Mr. Tambourine Man
Play a song for me
I’m not sleepy and
I wanna hear that fuckin’ tambourine
Smash the shit out of that thing
Can you play “Hooked on a Feelin'”?
Smash that thing with the palm of your hand
Can you play some Little River Band?
Stupid, stupid tambourine cunt
What a stupid cunt


Bangers and Bacon

August 2, 2015

Yum yum yum I’m frying bacon, bacon
Yum yum yum That’s what I’m makin’, bacon
I b’ain’t fakin’, no no, no no
Yum yum yum I’m frying bangers, bangers
Look just like big wangs in frangers, bangers
sausage sangers, yum yum, yum yum, yum yum
Tomato sauce
Oh yes of course
Can’t eat this shit, not without some sauce
No
Yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum
Yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum
Yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum
Yum yum yum yum yum yum


Ant Poison [video]

August 1, 2015


I’ve a Saviour

July 9, 2015


Oh yes well I’ve a saviour
Jesus Christ
I’ve a saviour
Jesus Christ
Jesus Christ, Jesus Christ
Jesus Christ, Jesus Christ
Saviour
Oh well we have a friendship
Chumzy-wums
Love him even
More than Mum
Son of God, Son of man
Not my Dad, jast a frand
Praise His name, he’s my main
Saviour
Saviour
Saviour


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