My Life

September 30, 2011

New Song!


My Life
Well my life is a never ending sea
It’s a sea of poo and wee
Which you may think is so sad
But I mean in a good way

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The Lord’s Prayer

September 29, 2011


The Lord’s Prayer
Oh my Father who art in Heaven
Hallowed be thy name
Thy will be done
Thy kingdom come
Your fly’s undone
You are so dumb
Forgive me all my trespasses
Amen
Amen


I am the Big Boss of Hot Times

September 28, 2011


I am the Big Boss of Hot Times
I am the big boss of hot times
I am the big boss of hot times
The undisputed champ
Plug my mike into an amp
I am the big chief of hot times
I am the big chief of hot times
I am the best there is no doubt
I am the greatest big chief out


You’re Too Thin

September 27, 2011

The lyrics of this song were composed by a certain wordsmith named David.

You’re Too Thin
You’re too thin
You’re too thin
You have a shit eating grin
You make me so sick
I’ll kick you in the dick
You’ve got a small cock and
You don’t have any friends
Take a long walk off a short pier
Go anywhere that I’m not near


David Fights

September 26, 2011

New Song!

David Fights
David fights for justice, yeah
He fights for love with golden hair
Fights for the left and fights for rights
Using his might and righting plights
Dooby dooby dooby doo
Going to rallies, not the zoo
While you and me are eating food
He puts the baddies in a bad mood
Oh yeah, with his scarf
Oh yeah, with his scarf
On his proud head
Socialism socialism socialism socialism
Socialism socialism socialism socialism
[repeat til fade]


Talk to Me

September 25, 2011

New Song!

Talk to Me
Talk to me you silly girl
Don’t just sit there
Like it’s up to me
Why can’t you talk?
Are you just shy?
Or are you retarded?
Or are you a princess?
It’s really weird and it’s uncomfortable


Why Did I Buy That

September 24, 2011

New Song!

Why Did I Buy That
God damn, what a scam
Why the hell did I buy that
Ticket to a show
I know I won’t enjoy it
They were hot
They made me
It cost $10, man
I don’t even like live music
I’m ashamed
She looked sad
As if she’d give a shit whether I went to her show or not