Flatulate

December 31, 2011


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Flatulate
Do a smelly fart
Do a smelly bumburp
Do a smelly fart
Do a smelly bumburp
Breathe in the smell that I just made
Flatulate, flatulate, flatulate yes
Flatulate, flatulate, farty-farty-farty-poos

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I Smoke Too Much

December 30, 2011


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I Smoke Too Much
[instrumental]


My Saucy Fan

December 29, 2011


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My Saucy Fan
This afternoon I’m meeting a fan
I think she’s great but she has a man
La


I Rode to Woden

December 28, 2011


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I Rode to Woden
la


Wahhh

December 27, 2011


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Wahhh
It’s so sad when you get too drunk
People think that you are shit


My Satanic Church

December 26, 2011


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My Satanic Church
Well
I got married in the Church of Satan
But I got kicked out because I kept masturbating
So I picked myself up off the grass
Told the priest to kiss my ass
Told him that he’d violated my masturbational rights
It was time to start my very own satanic church
I went out and bought some cardboard cartons
And I made a cardboard church with my friend Martin
Then we crawled inside to have a pray
Thought it felt a little gay
Told him that it violated my heterosexual rights
dooby doo dooby doo dooby doo
dooby doo dooby doo dooby doo
dooby doo dooby doo dooby doo
dooby dooby dooby doo
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fuck


The Pirate Song

December 25, 2011

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The Pirate Song

Once there was a naughty pirate, he was very naughty.
Naughty naughty naughty naughty, he was fuckin’ naughty.
Naughty, so fuckin’ naughty, naughty
Naughty, so fuckin’ naughty, naughty
What a very, very naughty pirate
What a very, very naughty pirate
Pi-pi-pirate, sail across the seas so mighty
Pirate, hoist the missen mast you fuck wit
Pirate, Pirate
Avast there fuck, fuck, fuck
Once he sailed into an iceberg coz he was so silly
He jumped out with no life jacket, what a silly billy
He was lucky that he did not drown!
Who goes to sea with no life jacket?
What a very, very silly man
His brains must be very fucken small
Pi-pi-pirate, jump into the sea and get wet
Pirate, your boat wasn’t even harmed you fuck wit
Pirate, pirate
La la la