Blu-tac

November 27, 2012

New Song!

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Blu-tac
Blu-tac blu-tac
Stick it on the wall
Stick a poster up baby, baby
Blu-tac blu-tac
Make a little ball
Then you stick it up baby, baby
Stick stick stick stick stick stick it up there
Stick stick stick stick stick it up
Stick stick stick stick stick stick it up there
Bum bum poo poo fuck fuck fuck

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Way Up North Where the Buffaloes Go

November 26, 2012

New Song!

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Way Up North Where the Buffaloes Go
What’s that poking out of the snow?
Way up north where the buffaloes go
That’s my dick coz I’m under the snow
Way up north where the buffaloes go
When they stampede it will grow grow grow
My crops will flourish with the seed I sow
I think that’s how it works but I don’t really know
I just wanna wait for the buffalo, buffalo
I just wanna wait for the buffalo, buffalo


Your Fitness Regime

November 12, 2012

New Song!

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Your Fitness Regime
Tell me all about your fitness regime
I’d like to know what weight you’re striving for
So start a blog and post that shit every day
I’ll subscribe, I will not miss one entry


Drop Some Plops

November 12, 2012

New Song!

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Drop Some Plops
Plop plop plop plop
Fibre ploptic cables
Plop plop plop plop
For broad bandwidth data dumps


I Been Up to Stuff

November 10, 2012

New Song!

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I Been Up to Stuff
I do stuff every day
so I get lots of stuff done
Like, today I illustrated three cups
and I mailed out several prizes
Talked about a show to the cafe owner
Bought some frames and mounted some art
Bought some hooks and wire to do it
Looked up Artemis for this god job
Guess that’s not all that much is it?
Oh yeah, plus I did a shit
So that’s pretty much it


O Australia

November 10, 2012

New Song!

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O Australia
O Australia
O Australia
Land of victory and failure
Land of good stuff and of crap stuff
Children’s books about koalas
Our celebrities are Kiwis
And our films are shit


I Am Fraught With Pun

November 10, 2012

New Song!

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I Am Fraught With Pun
I am fraught with pun
Giggy gagga dooby dooby ba ba ba ba bi bi bi bi
I am fraught with pun
Giggy gagga dooby dooby ba
I am fraught with pun
Giggy gagga dooby dooby ba ba ba ba bi bi bi bi
I am fraught with pun
Giggy gagga dooby dooby ba