Curves and Yay!

December 20, 2012

New Song!

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Curves and Yay!
Hey hey hey hey
Curvy layday
Hey hey hey hey
Curves and yay, say
Hey hey hey hey
Squish and sway yay
Hey hey hey hey
Curves and yay, say
Hey hey hey hey
Yay hooray

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Fuck Sport

December 19, 2012

New Song!

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Fuck Sport
Fuck sport up the arsehole
Fuck sport up the bum
Fuck sport, fuck that bullshit
Fuck sport, fuck sport
Fucking sport


Hurry Up and Pay Me

December 19, 2012

New Song!

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Hurry Up and Pay Me
Hurry up and pay me
My little friendy-friendy
Hurry up and pay me
My little friendy-friendy


Daddy, Am I Really Your Son?

December 15, 2012

New Song!

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Daddy, Am I Really Your Son?
Daddy, am I really your son?
Well let me think
You have my fucked teeth, plus you have my terrible BO
You have my weak chin and bad breath and hairy fucking nose
So then yes son, you really are your old man’s son


Biscuit Time

December 12, 2012

New Song!

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Biscuit Time
Biscuit time
Biscuit time
Biscuit time
Biscuit time
Biscuit time


A Cat Named Twat

December 11, 2012

New Song!

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A Cat Named Twat
I saved a cat and his name was Twat
Don’t know if that was his name or what
If not for me, you’d be dead you cunt
So I’ll name you Twat if I fucking want


I’ll Make You Tea

December 10, 2012

New Song!

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I’ll Make You Tea
Let me pop the kettle on
And slap a teabag in for you
I’ll shovel in one sugar
And then stand around a bit

Pour that steamy water in
Watch the teabag settle down
Watch the smell go up my nose
Slowly it turns to brown

Steep that tea for just a while
Nobody wants me to put cold water in
Just more hot water which is weird
You’d think that would make it weaker
But I am no tea drinker
You’d think that would make it weaker
But I am no tea drinker