Arran’s Lament

May 8, 2013

New Song!

[Arran wrote this poem and I made it into a song without his permission then I showed it to him]

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Arran’s Lament
Instant coffee tastes like shit
I do not see the point of it.
A total bloody fucken farce
That makes your breath smell like dog’s arse.

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Penis Time

May 5, 2013

New Song!

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Penis Time
Penis time, yes it’s Penis Time
Let me check my watch, oh it’s Penis Time
Hang on, what’s that say on the VCR?
Oh, it’s Penis Time (coz that is the clock)
Yes, but wait a mo’
Let me call the time up on the telephoney
And the man on there says that it’s Penis Time