LET IT BE

August 26, 2013

Today I present to you a new, innovative concept in coat-tail riding, pointless music technology:

Getting an album you’ve never heard and writing all the songs on it.

Ladies and Gentleman please enjoy the Beatles’ ‘Let it Be’, rewritten by Tootleg Boy.

I hope you find it far superior to the original.

Note: This seems to play fast on Chrome, slow on Firefox and normal on Internet Explorer. I have no idea why!

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Two of Us
What’s for breakfast?
What’s for breakfast?
What’s for breakfast?
No breakfast, just the two of us
No breakfast, just you and me

Dig a Pony
Gonna do a shit, shit
Gonna do a turd, turd
Gonna do a shit, shit
Gonna do a turd, turd
Shit in my pantaloons, shit in my pantaloons
Shit in my pantaloons, shit in my pantaloons
Shit in my pantaloons, shit in my pantaloooons

Across the Universe
When I have a jizz
It’s big, yes it is
Flying across the universe
Flying across the universe
When my penis squirts
Don’t get hit or it hurts
Flying across the universe
Flying across the universe
I am virile that’s what it means
If I don’t despise her it’s like a geyser
Big, big, tiny, big, huge
That’s my spoodge

I Me Mine
Oh, that stink you smell
That you love so well
That came from my arse
My behind
That was mine

Dig It
Dip a spoon into my ass
Dig a hole and flick it in to the grass
Dig in deep
Dig out my poo
I’m constipated
Dig it out, out of my fudge
There’s a mound of shit that just will not budge
Dig in deep
Dig out my poo
I’m constipated

Let It Be
Let it be, let it be
Let it be, let it be
Let it be for you
Let it be for me

Maggie May
Maggie May, Maggie May
Your hair’s in dissarray, Maggie
Have you spied my splendid pubis
Won’t you spy my pubic do
You should be the queen of high gash fash
Fash

I’ve Got a Feeling
I’ve a feeling, I’ve a feeling
I feel like your dick smells like a
Shit that stinks like your vagina
I’ve got a feeling that your armpits
Smell just like the sweat twixt your tits
I’ve got a little tiny feeling
I’ve got a little tiny feeling
You smell like poo
You smell so bad
I’ve a feeling you should fuck yourself

The One After 909
Was fuckin’ 910

The Long and Winding Road
Fuck, this road is long and winding
Fuck, this roads a load of bullshit
Jesus Christ, how long til we get off this?
I’m so bored, this road is fuckin’ winding
Put led zeppelin three or four on
I can’t talk to you, you moron
Fuckin’ hell, you’d think they’d plant some trees here
When will they make that bullet train?

For You Blue
I pour blue on your cock
I pour blue on your balls
I pour blue on your anus
Blue paint on your rude bits
Blue paint on your rude bits
Yes yes yes yes yes

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