Do You Want to ABC

January 24, 2015

New Song!

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Do You Want to ABC
Do you want to A
Do you want to B
Do you want to C
DEFGHIJK
LMNO LMNO
P P (see my pee pee)
LMNO LMNO
pee pee
At the break of dawn
(Dawn dicky dawn dicky dicky dawn doo) etc

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Cycling

January 18, 2015

New Song!

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Cycling
Cycling hurts my prostate
Prostate
And my bum bones
And it makes my balls ache
Balls ache
Think I’ll stick to walking


Don’t Call Armpits “Pits”

January 9, 2015

New Song!

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Don’t Call Armpits “Pits”
Don’t call armpits “pits”
That’s shit, it makes my dick shrink
Call them armpits
Don’t omit the “arm” bit
It just makes me think of
Piss and stink


Pick up Potatoes

January 2, 2015

New Song!

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Pick up Potatoes
Pick up potatoes
Pick up potatoes
Pick up potatoes please
Pick up bananas
Pick up tomatoes
Pick up some Bega cheese
If you want fritatas
Get eggs for starters
I’ll cook it up by jeez
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