Penis and Beans

September 1, 2015


What’s for lunch?
It’s penis and beans
Tell me what’s for lunch?
It’s penis and beans
That’s where I stick my peen
Into your refried beans
I hope you like tasting my wang
Bon Appetit
Watch me put my dick in your bowl
‘Cause I fucken feel like it (penis)
Fix you with a stare
Yes I’m making willy con carne (penis)
Look, my dick’s in your beans
After a day squashed up in my jeans
Doesn’t it taste so meaty and sweet?
That’s ’cause I dangled my dirty sack
Into your spicy, Mexican snack, oh
Superman Superman Superman Superman Clark Cunt.

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Poo Poo in my Pantaloons

September 1, 2015


I poo poo in my pantaloons
Poo in them most afternoons
I poo poo in my pantaloons
That’s why I sing this song, oh
Shit myself, shit myself baby
Shit myself, shit myself baby
(repeat til fade)


Just Put Your Face There

September 1, 2015


Come and smell the funk from my bumhole
Funky bumhole, bumhole of funk
Come and stink the stink from my funk hole
Come and stink the smell that I stunk
I’ll bend right over, ticketty-boo
Just put your face there, stinketty-poo
Just put your face there, just put your face there
Just put your face there, just put your face there
Bend down, breathe in my flatch
Flatch flatch flatch flatch
Bend for dick and cum by the batch
Batch batch batch batch
Methane gas from my bowels so musty
Lean in close, feel my breeze so gusty
Whee