The Story of Creation

God made Hell and then
When he was done he made Eden
Made man with a dick
Took out his rib and built a chick
Told ’em there’s just one thing to know
Just one small rule to follow
See that manzana there, don’t eat that please
I will damn all of mankind to Hades
You will know pain and sickness
You will cover your dickness
Then in snuck a snake
He was evil plus he could speak
He aroused their deep desire
That is the day that God got fired
You lasted seven days God
Why do they all sing “Praise God!”
Bloody hell, that went well
Christ on a bike

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