Put Your Finger In My Mouth

September 16, 2017

Put your finger on my face
Put your finger in my mouth
Put your finger in my little mouth my
Mouth when I yawn-o
Mouth when I yawn-o
Oh oh what a day, what a day in Jesus
Oh oh what a day in Christ

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Time for a Funeral

September 13, 2017

When your life ends
Your family and friends
Will put on a funeral
They’ll hire a person
Coffin and hearse and
Put on a funeral
Priest, rev or vicar
Then they will pick
A place for the ceremony
Break down halfway through
The speech that they do and
Press on courageously
Try to sum you up, la la la
Then learn a lesson
Based on your whole life
There is a cake coz
There is a wake
Right after the funeral
It sure may be sad
But it’s not all bad
Three cheers for your funeral