Say Hi to my Perenium

January 11, 2018

Say hey to my perenium
Praise be to between my balls and bum
Oh he is my best friend that’s true
We go way back
Not as far as my crack
Perenium yum



Hey Hey Arse Magic

January 10, 2018

Shitting and a-farting, pumping out gas
Filling up the room with the smell of my ass
Making lots of stinkos, every kind
Conjuring arse magic from my behind
Hey hey, how was that?
Hey hey, I just shat
Don’t cry, don’t you pout
Better in than out

I Are Hotty Man

January 2, 2018

I are hotty man
That am what I am
Dishy guy is me
I am good to see
Pretty, so pretty
So pretty, oh yes