Up My Bum

March 8, 2018

Up my bum (repeat heaps)
Rectum, up my rectum (big fat bouncy)
What’s up there, what’s up there
Probably just some shit
Poo

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I Don’t Wanna go to the Wedding

March 8, 2018

I don’t want to
I don’t want to
I don’t wanna go no, I don’t wanna go to
I don’t wanna go to the wedding, no
I don’t even know them, I’m making up the numbers
Fuck these tiny shoes baby, fuck their love
What’s the fucken point, they already live together
What’s the fucken point, I don’t give a shit about them
Don’t read Dr Seuss, you don’t have a sense of humour
Hate your stupid vows baby, fuck your love.