Pointedly Taking off my Headphones

November 23, 2018

Pointedly taking off my headphones
Taking off these enormous headphones
Guess you didn’t see these big-ass headphones
They’re for blocking sound out and for music
Mostly blocking sound out, yes
Wow, you are still talking, yes

Everybody Loves to do a Plop

November 22, 2018

[Basically just the title and the word ‘plop’ over and over]

You’re Wrong (Up Your Bum)

November 21, 2018

Up your bum
Right up your bum my old chum
Right up your anal caboose
Put what you think right up the stink
You are wrong
So take good heed of this song
And put your wrong in the pong
Behind the shlong where it belongs
You’re wrong – I’m right
I am great – you’re shite
Take a look at me
I’m a saucy, saucy sauce pot
Look at your smug face
You shall see that I’m right, you’re not

Why Don’t You Go And Fuck Yourself

November 14, 2018

Why don’t you go and fuck yourself
Why don’t you go and fuck yourself
All of Australia would benefit
If you went and fucked yourself you shit
Go and find a corner somewhere
Quietly fuck yourself, yeah yeah
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha fuck yourself

Stop Saying Your Bumble Game is Lit

November 12, 2018

Stop that, stop that
Why do you talk like that
You are forty
God you sound annoying
Could you stop saying ‘game’ and ‘lit’