Your Hair is Dark

January 28, 2019

Your hair is dark
And check out your hips yeah
Lets get fuckin’ burgers
And some fuckitty chips

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Mummy

January 28, 2019

Mummy I don’t want to watch TV any more
Mummy I don’t want to watch TV any more
Mummy I don’t want to watch TV any more
Mummy I don’t want to watch TV any more
Mummy I don’t want to watch TV any more
Mummy I don’t want to watch TV any more
Mummy I don’t want to watch TV any more
Mummy I don’t want to watch TV any more
Mummy, turn off the television
Mummy I want to play in my room


Grace

January 24, 2019

Thankyou Lord, for the food
I don’t mean to be rude
Can’t help but wonder why
If we don’t eat we die
If we don’t eat we die
If we don’t eat we die
If we don’t eat we die
If we don’t eat we die
If we don’t eat we die
If we don’t eat we die
Thanks


Look, It’s Exposey Jim

January 19, 2019

Look, it’s Exposey Jim
Look, it’s Exposey Jim
At the seaside, or museum
Get your bits out, let us see ’em
Hey! Where ya going
Hey! I couldn’t see
Could you do that one more time
My grandma wasn’t looking


The Gym Won’t Help You

January 10, 2019

Hit the gym
Coz you suck
It won’t help
You’re still a fuck
Still a fuck, still a fuck baby
Still a fuck, still a fuck baby
Still still still a fuck fuck
Deep inside


I’ll Convert

January 9, 2019

No need to look in your holy book
I’ll believe the whole lot
Whatever thing you’ll find within
If it’s stupid or not
I’ll accept it by default
With one big lump of holy salt
Gideons or King James, amplified or Good News
Giddy as a school boy, get my arse on the pews
Let me at the prophets, give me Thessalonians
Wanna know the future, listen to Boney M’s
Greatest hits hits, greatest hits hits


Promotional Polo Shirts

January 7, 2019

Polo shirts with URLs
Make me hot and bothered
Love the colours, love the collars
Love to know my local business
Give me a little stiffy yes, and
Keep me well informed