I Wish I Was a Grandpa

I wish I was a grandpa with a mumma for a daughter
I wish I was a grandpa with a papa for a son
I wish I was a grandpa with a daughter with a daughter
But no brother for the mother coz an uncle is no fun
no no uncles
I hope they have a grandma for the papa of the papa
I hope they have a grandma for the papa of the mum
I’d better have a grandma coz I’d always have to wonder
Where the heck’s the big vagina coz they can’t come from a bum
No, they cant come from a bum
They must come from a woman’s little bitsoes
They wouldn’t fit so well
Out of my gramparsehole, out of my gramparsehole
Out of my gramparsehole, out of my gramparsehole
Out of my gramparsehole, out of my gramparsehole
Out of my gramparsehole, out of my gramparsehole
Pardon me

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