I Can’t Tell

March 22, 2019

I can’t tell if this is dog poo or if it is human poo
What do you think my friend, what do you think my friend?
Go on,
Touch it, poke it with your finger
Go on,
What’s your verdict?
Well it turns out I did it


The Bananas of Life

March 20, 2019

Everybody you know is grieving for the bananas of life
Bananas lost and found
Bananas going brown
Bananarama CDs
Bananas we did ate
Mashed up and on a plate
With their skins discarded, forever forgotten
Everybody weep, everybody cry
Everybody sob for the bananas
Everybody sniff, everybody boo
Everybody hoo for the bananas
Everybody’s just a bananananana lover
It’s no wonder we’re all bananananana lovers
Farewell bendy boys
Farewell bendy boys