Say Hi to my Perenium

January 11, 2018

Say hey to my perenium
Praise be to between my balls and bum
Oh he is my best friend that’s true
We go way back
Not as far as my crack
Perenium
Perenium
Perenium yum

 

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Hey Hey Arse Magic

January 10, 2018

Shitting and a-farting, pumping out gas
Filling up the room with the smell of my ass
Making lots of stinkos, every kind
Conjuring arse magic from my behind
Hey hey, how was that?
Hey hey, I just shat
Don’t cry, don’t you pout
Better in than out


I Are Hotty Man

January 2, 2018

I are hotty man
That am what I am
Dishy guy is me
I am good to see
Pretty, so pretty
So pretty, oh yes


Number One, Number Two

December 27, 2017

Did a number twoster in my number onester
Number one, number two
I’m a Frankenstein, I gave birth to a monster
What a wee, what a poo
Take a look man, it does a whole lap of the toilet bowl
It curls right round just like a mighty spiral poo


Dip ur Balls In

December 25, 2017

Dip dip dip your balls in
Dip dip dip your balls in
Dip dip dip your balls in
Dip your balls in to the icy waters
Dip your balls in to the icy waters
Watch them go up in your guts yeah


Merry Christmas to You

December 25, 2017

Merry Christmas to you
Merry Christmas to you
Hope you die soon, I hate you
Hope you like that I bought you a shit that my mum did
So I hope you die of shit poisoning


Take It To The Limit My Friendo

December 14, 2017

Take it to the limit my friendo
Turn around and bendy bend bendo
Take it to the limit my friendo
Take my digit up your rear endo
Yeah, gonna stick it in there
Right up the derriere
Yeah yeah
Yeah, gonna stick it right up
Right up your buttercup
Yup yup yup yup yup yup yup yup