I Hear Thunder

October 14, 2018

I hear thunder
From my under-
panted bum
Fair dinkum
Shitter-shatter shit drops
Splitter-splatter poo plops
It’s a thunder-crack

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Jesus Is My Main Saviour

October 11, 2018

Jesus is my saviour
Always been my saviour boy
Died for your sins
Smite thy foreskins
Jesus Christ
Son of man
Jesus Christ, my main saviour
Jesus Christ, my main saviour
Jesus Christ, my main saviour
My main saviour x 4
My main saviour x 4
My main saviour x 4
My main saviour


Hey It’s My Birthday

October 10, 2018

Hey it’s my birthday
Hey it’s my birthday
Hey it’s my birthday
Hey it’s my birthday
It’s my birthday
Always a bad day
I don’t like this day
It’s my birthday
Always a bad day
Never like this day


Eating Biscuits

September 26, 2018

Eating biscuits
Eating biscuits
Eating biscuits
Biscuit biscuit biscuit biscuit
Biscuit biscuit biscuit biscuit
Eat biscuit, chew biscuit, bite biscuit, like biscuit
Biscuit biscuit biscuit biscuit
Buy biscuit, try biscuit, lick biscuit, like biscuit
Biscuit biscuit biscuit biscuit
Biscuit biscuit biscuit biscuit yum yum
Don’t try and stop me yum yum
Oh what a time in biscuit history
So many biscuits, what variety
That’s the way the
Biscuit breaks down
That’s the way the
Biscuit breaks down
Yes


They Didn’t Like My Coin

September 23, 2018

They didn’t like my coin Holy Jesus
Why didn’t they like my coin Holy Jesus
Oh well, I still get paid
Their specs were stupid
There’s no shame


Married Dad

September 12, 2018

Hey married dad knocking at the door
Leave us alone
Feeling lonely? I know the feeling
Go home to your wife
You’ve had your fun now it’s my turn son son
I’ve got a woman at last so jog on
Don’t wanna talk about the election
I only care about this federal erection
Haven’t you heard of a phone God damn
We’ve had a wine and we popped a tram
You killed our mood
Married dude


That’s Why

August 30, 2018

What’s wrong with all these people?
Oh my God they’re under 25
That’s why they think stupid shit is good