I Believe the Whole Bible

April 28, 2018

God is good
God is good
God is good
Noah’s ark, Adam and Eve
Not made up
I believe in He


See My Peen

April 28, 2018

See my peen
It’s the talk of 2018
See my bum
There’s a two page spread in the Herald Sun
Buy one for Papa
Open it up-ah
Buy one for Mama
Show her my bum-ah

Fancy Man

April 13, 2018

Fancy Man
Fancy Man
Fancy Man
Fancy, fancy, fancy, fancy
Fancy Man
Fancy Man
Oh, what a fancy, fancy man
Oh, what a fancy, fancy man
Oh, what a fancy, fancy man
Oh, what a fancy, fancy man

Up My Bum

March 8, 2018

Up my bum (repeat heaps)
Rectum, up my rectum (big fat bouncy)
What’s up there, what’s up there
Probably just some shit

I Don’t Wanna go to the Wedding

March 8, 2018

I don’t want to
I don’t want to
I don’t wanna go no, I don’t wanna go to
I don’t wanna go to the wedding, no
I don’t even know them, I’m making up the numbers
Fuck these tiny shoes baby, fuck their love
What’s the fucken point, they already live together
What’s the fucken point, I don’t give a shit about them
Don’t read Dr Seuss, you don’t have a sense of humour
Hate your stupid vows baby, fuck your love.

Say Hi to my Perenium

January 11, 2018

Say hey to my perenium
Praise be to between my balls and bum
Oh he is my best friend that’s true
We go way back
Not as far as my crack
Perenium yum


Hey Hey Arse Magic

January 10, 2018

Shitting and a-farting, pumping out gas
Filling up the room with the smell of my ass
Making lots of stinkos, every kind
Conjuring arse magic from my behind
Hey hey, how was that?
Hey hey, I just shat
Don’t cry, don’t you pout
Better in than out