That’s Why

August 30, 2018

What’s wrong with all these people?
Oh my God they’re under 25
That’s why they think stupid shit is good

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Waiting Round for Nara

August 29, 2018

Waiting round for Nara
She will come in her car
We will see Black Panther
At Elsternwick cinema
What a lark, what a treat
I will fast, I guess she’ll eat
Marvel, Marvel, Yum yum yum
Marvel, Marvel, Yum yum yum
Marvel movies are pretty stupid aren’t they


Saucy Boy

August 29, 2018

I told your mum that I’m your saucy chum
I told your dad that I’m your saucy lad
Take a look at me, you will see I’m saucy
Yes, saucy as a horsie
Take a look at
Me me – saucy boy
Me me – saucy boy
Me me – saucy boy


Give Us a Smooch

August 29, 2018

Give us a smooch
Give me smoochies
Giz a kiss
Give us a smooch
Kissy-wissy-woo
Woo
Woo


I Believe the Whole Bible

April 28, 2018

God is good
God is good
God is good
Noah’s ark, Adam and Eve
Not made up
I believe in He


See My Peen

April 28, 2018

See my peen
It’s the talk of 2018
See my bum
There’s a two page spread in the Herald Sun
Buy one for Papa
Open it up-ah
Buy one for Mama
Show her my bum-ah


Fancy Man

April 13, 2018

Fancy Man
Fancy Man
Fancy Man
Fancy, fancy, fancy, fancy
Fancy Man
Fancy Man
Oh, what a fancy, fancy man
Oh, what a fancy, fancy man
Oh, what a fancy, fancy man
Oh, what a fancy, fancy man
Fancy