I Are Hotty Man

January 2, 2018

I are hotty man
That am what I am
Dishy guy is me
I am good to see
Pretty, so pretty
So pretty, oh yes

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Number One, Number Two

December 27, 2017

Did a number twoster in my number onester
Number one, number two
I’m a Frankenstein, I gave birth to a monster
What a wee, what a poo
Take a look man, it does a whole lap of the toilet bowl
It curls right round just like a mighty spiral poo


Dip ur Balls In

December 25, 2017

Dip dip dip your balls in
Dip dip dip your balls in
Dip dip dip your balls in
Dip your balls in to the icy waters
Dip your balls in to the icy waters
Watch them go up in your guts yeah


Merry Christmas to You

December 25, 2017

Merry Christmas to you
Merry Christmas to you
Hope you die soon, I hate you
Hope you like that I bought you a shit that my mum did
So I hope you die of shit poisoning


Take It To The Limit My Friendo

December 14, 2017

Take it to the limit my friendo
Turn around and bendy bend bendo
Take it to the limit my friendo
Take my digit up your rear endo
Yeah, gonna stick it in there
Right up the derriere
Yeah yeah
Yeah, gonna stick it right up
Right up your buttercup
Yup yup yup yup yup yup yup yup


Breathe in my Bum Pumps

December 14, 2017

Put your head near my bum crack and wait for my pump
Feel the wind on your cheek as I empty my rump
Cop a whiff, cop a whiff, cop a whiff, cop a whiff
Breathe in my pumps
Breathe in my bum pumps
Breathe in my pumps
Breathe in my bum pumps
Breathe me pumps


Bring the Noise Baby Jesus (Turn on the Fan-o)

November 29, 2017

Oh baby Jesus
Oh baby Jesus
Oh baby Jesus
It is the season for birds and bees and
Nobody’s freezing now
Sunshine in my eyes
Close those doors, turn on the fan-o
Dry my pores, turn on the fan-o
Now dry yours, turn on the
Fan-o, fan-o, man-o, man-o
What choo thinkin’?
Why is it hot and stinking?
Fan-o, fan-o, man-o, man-o
Pushing forty
It’s Spring not Summer, naughty!
Whack that knob at the back Jack
Whack that knob at the back
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