Not My Idea of Fun

June 30, 2011

Not My Idea of Fun
I personally do not understand the appeal
of putting my d*ck in men’s b*tts
My idea of fun is to get my thumb
Stick it up my b*m,
Then scream like a girl


Your Sleeping A*us

June 29, 2011

Your Sleeping A*us
When you were asleep I did something
I got my finger, put it in your b*m
Then wiggled it just a bit
Then I took it out and smelled it
Oh, what a stink!
Your b*m is foul!
Your b*m is foul!
It needs a good scrub

Twinkle Twinkle

June 28, 2011

Twinkle Twinkle
Twinkle twinkle little p*nis
Not above my big br*wn-eye
Like a snake with just one eye
Twinkle twinkle all night
Twinkle and then do a sh*te

P*ss on your B*m

June 27, 2011

P*ss on Your B*m
Let your w*e trickle
Over your d*ck
Over your b*llsack
Then over your peren*um
Then into your b*mcrack
Hee hee hee hee
hee hee hee hee
Now it goes into your

Fighting Lustful Thoughts

June 26, 2011

Fighting Lustful Thoughts
Lust is such a pain
In my Christian brain
Jesus help me
Jesus help me
The best way to fight lust is to masturbate
Wank and then you’ll feel great


June 25, 2011

Wella wella hey baby
wella wella yo mama
Do you know who i am?
I’m a well known gangster and
I have a reputation
On the streets they call me
The scary, creepy man
With a really scary attitude
Nobody messes with me so
Keep your mittens to yourself


June 24, 2011

I gots big piles growing in my
Hairy little ass
Haemerrhoids are great
I think piles are my greatest mate, yeah

Note: These lyrics are from memory. I am at my parents and they don’t have broadband. But I think you can manage if they are a bit wrong. Love, Ben.