Instant Coffee

Instant coffee
Instant coffee
Get one for me
No time for tea
I just want an
Instant coffee
Yummy yummy
It has its charms oh yes
It has its quirks yum yum
Put on the jug on right now

 

I Ate My Muesli Too Fast

I ate my meusli, I ate it too fast
I always do this, I’m such a dumb arse
I’m a dickhead, there’s no question
I gave myself indigestion
Wow, I’m so dumb
Dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb
Hold your breath, chum
Yum yum yum yum yum yum
Yum