Cravin’ Jesus

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I love Jesus
Yes I love Jesus
Crave my Jesus
Grave faced Jesus
Brave, brave Jesus
Amazed by trees
His great achievement –
Trees and cheeses
Never sneezes
Not even in breezes

Drawing Isn’t Easy

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Tomorrow I have to finish those fucken portraits
Tomorrow I have to figure out those bushfire ones
Oh my God

Black Jellybeans

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You took the black jellybeans out
Gumba wumba gumba wumba
Made black-only jellybean packs
Gumba wumba gumba wumba
Come on you wussbags, come on you babies
Gumba wumba gumba wumba
Black jellybeans are the spice of life

Gifts

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Father I have gifts for thee
Thankyou son, thankyou son
Figs and lemons from a tree
Thankyou son, thankyou son
Spices from so far away
Thankyou son, thankyou son
Anal beads for you love them so
Don’t know what you’re talking about

 

Sharing With Everyone

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I’ll tell you some things
Some private, secret things
But don’t wanna share with these people
These folks who turned up to the table
Don’t involve them, this is private
Beep beep, tell ya later mumma
Beep beep, hold that thought for another time
Beep beep, drop the subject if ya wouldn’t mind
Beep beep, that’s how cars go
Beep beep, muuuuurp

I am Like a Blinding Sun

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I am like a blinding sun
Doo dah, doo dah
I’m a fuckin’ blinding sun
Doo dah, doo dah piss
Take a leaf out of my book, ya bitch-hole
Take a leaf out of my book, ya bitch-hole
Only it’s all burnt so there
Only it’s all burnt so there

Hello Mister

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Hello Mister Hello Sister
Hello Master Hello Pastor
Hello my son, hello my son
Are you ready to serve me, ready to serve?
I am your Lord I’m your new Lord
Are you ready to serve me, ready to serve?
Time to renounce the Jesus
Time to praise the Dark Lord
Come on, don’t be a racist
Don’t be like my stupid mum

Til the Cows Come Home

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Til the cows come home
I’ll be dancing
Til the cows come home
I’ll dance.
Dance like a feisty old farmer
Dance with my alpaca and llama.

Paloma Rolls

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I like Paloma Rolls
I like Paloma Rolls
Ooo would you like to get me one for my birthday.
Prosciutto, mayonnaise, lettuce, tomato
Prosciutto, mayonnaise, lettuce, tomato

Hop on my Tram

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On seat or feet
Sliding down the street
Smells when it’s packed
That’s a cold fact
Avoid eye contact

Hop on, hop on my tram
Cars behind are in a jam
They’ve got to stop when we get off
If we go slow then that’s just tough