Cravin’ Jesus

October 15, 2016

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I love Jesus
Yes I love Jesus
Crave my Jesus
Grave faced Jesus
Brave, brave Jesus
Amazed by trees
His great achievement –
Trees and cheeses
Never sneezes
Not even in breezes

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Drawing Isn’t Easy

October 15, 2016

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Tomorrow I have to finish those fucken portraits
Tomorrow I have to figure out those bushfire ones
Oh my God


Black Jellybeans

October 15, 2016

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You took the black jellybeans out
Gumba wumba gumba wumba
Made black-only jellybean packs
Gumba wumba gumba wumba
Come on you wussbags, come on you babies
Gumba wumba gumba wumba
Black jellybeans are the spice of life


Gifts

October 15, 2016

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Father I have gifts for thee
Thankyou son, thankyou son
Figs and lemons from a tree
Thankyou son, thankyou son
Spices from so far away
Thankyou son, thankyou son
Anal beads for you love them so
Don’t know what you’re talking about

 


Sharing With Everyone

October 15, 2016

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I’ll tell you some things
Some private, secret things
But don’t wanna share with these people
These folks who turned up to the table
Don’t involve them, this is private
Beep beep, tell ya later mumma
Beep beep, hold that thought for another time
Beep beep, drop the subject if ya wouldn’t mind
Beep beep, that’s how cars go
Beep beep, muuuuurp


I am Like a Blinding Sun

October 13, 2016

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I am like a blinding sun
Doo dah, doo dah
I’m a fuckin’ blinding sun
Doo dah, doo dah piss
Take a leaf out of my book, ya bitch-hole
Take a leaf out of my book, ya bitch-hole
Only it’s all burnt so there
Only it’s all burnt so there


Hello Mister

October 12, 2016

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Hello Mister Hello Sister
Hello Master Hello Pastor
Hello my son, hello my son
Are you ready to serve me, ready to serve?
I am your Lord I’m your new Lord
Are you ready to serve me, ready to serve?
Time to renounce the Jesus
Time to praise the Dark Lord
Come on, don’t be a racist
Don’t be like my stupid mum