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I Can’t Dress Myself
It’s all so cold coz this is a crazy winter
I never remember to put enough warm layers on
So when the nighttime comes, I start shivering
I can’t see that far ahead first thing in the morning
Looks like my Mum was right to always think that I’d be cold
Why think I can dress myself just because I’m this old?
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