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I have some business for you
It pays so well, it pays in gold bullion
If you’d like to take the job
Do a poo
Do a poo
Do a poo
So I can ascertain thy worth as a fuck, fuck, fuck, fuckin’ human being
Wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee
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